Someone took over my phone.

The idea was to give SS one of our old phones, to be used as an iTouch. Should have known better, SS has no use for hand me downs. She took over my phone, and does not seem in a hurry to give it back. On the picture SS was looking for Rolling in the Deep.

P wanted to give my phone to JJ, and add him to our phone plan. The problem is that AT&T sucks in JJ's area. I'll just hang on to it in case he decides to join us in beautiful southern California.

I have hardly seen my husband today. He's been cleaning upstairs, while I have been keeping SS out of his hair. The rest of the time he has devoted his attention to Siri. It's only been three days, but I'm really beginning to resent that slut.

Five days...